- 相關(guān)推薦
短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯
笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯，希望你會(huì)喜歡。
短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯【1】
if i am a manager
one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
“我在等我的`秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。
短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯【2】
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的'校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書(shū)期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯【3】
teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
walter: what was it?
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
teacher: eggs.
老師：雞蛋。
walter: wrong. that was yesterday.
沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯【4】
Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
【短一點(diǎn)的英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯】相關(guān)文章：
英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)爆笑帶翻譯11-23
短笑話(huà)10-28
笑話(huà)英文翻譯201503-19
說(shuō)說(shuō)英文帶翻譯03-03
學(xué)生短笑話(huà)精選03-09
經(jīng)典幽默短笑話(huà)06-05
短幽默笑話(huà)精選02-01
爆笑短笑話(huà)06-23